the 'wit' and 'wisdom' of Buddy Hell, such as is available at this time
"your boss appears smaller in the mirror"
"...apparently it's only a crime if the president says it is"
"really, I love women, when they allow me to"
"you know, twenty bucks would make my life so much richer - I don't mean in a monetary sense - it would just make me feel like a king for a few moments, like a day or something...you got twenty bucks?"
"...a career in politics? Even I'm not corrupt enough for that!"
"being all gloomy and doom laden makes me happy...for about two minutes, then I just have to rock out. Therapy is for imbeciles. The problem with most people is that they just don't rock their stupid heads".
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